Plan A – the one without rivers of blood
Living in that most shitty of things, a banana republic without the sunshine, you will all no doubt be sitting there tonight drinking your 4.99 Merlot and wondering how to get rid of these corrupt bastards currently ruining our country. Fear not, Frank has a plan.
Several plans in fact, but this one, as you may have gathered, involves no piano wire, no lamp posts, no brutal slaughter at all. I know, I know, you were looking forward to that – well look, it’s a first draft okay?
Here’s the deal – we get Liz to do it. Let’s face it, she’s had a fine old time this past 80 odd years, not exactly pushed in her work, not exactly driven to extremes, well Your Maj, it’s time you earned your keep. We cannot cope with another year of this psychotic in Downing Street – public contempt for parliament generally is at an all time high, we’re a figure of fun around the world, the economy is going down the toilet, three out of every five pounds we earn is being given to a banker, the currency is being debased with QE, the FT actually souned pretty scared today, reporting on future public debt figures…
It has to end. These bastards need to be driven from office. Now.
There’s an easy way, and a hard way. The hard way will see record piano wire sales, and then perhaps years of chaos. You dont’ want that do you Queenie? The easy way sees you call a press conference at Buck House, gather the world’s media, and announce, regardless of any constitutional niceities, that you are dissolving Parliament for fresh elections.
About nine people will whine about it. Gordon, Polly, a few constitutional lawyers, some BBC gobshites. The rest of us will cheer.
So, I’ve put together a little petition which I hope may be picked up by other bloggers, other sources, and spread – let’s do this. If you want change, now, sign the petition. Right or Left or Green or Brown; we can all at least agree that the current situation is awful. We need an election. Let’s petition the Queen to give us one. Sign up here.
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